Snarf Job

anything sexual having to do with a unicycle.

Dakota gave me a snarf job yesterday.

by murphl23 October 27, 2011

Snarfingtons

A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.

Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!

Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons

by shypolarbear March 6, 2013

snarktapuss

Snarktapuss: A snotty snarky person acting like a pussy.

Jane is in a bad mood, she's acting like a snarktapuss. We should stone her.

by Snarky lady November 11, 2013

snark hunt

Searching for something that doesn't exist.

We spent hours looking for the great new bar John told us about, but it turned out to be a snark hunt.

by Lee Charles Kelley May 17, 2016

fart snarker

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them

my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!

by ca artist September 4, 2009

parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

by scatterfan September 16, 2009

Snarfer

a person who smells their own farts or the farts from another to see how bad they smell. This person usually likes to participate in this act and makes other people smell their farts by farting into their cupped hand and throwing it into the face of another.

When you hear someone fart and then they purposely smell it afterwards, you would call them a snarfer.

He made me smell his fart, he is such a snarfer.

by L.I. country gal December 8, 2010