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Smeagling

To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.
Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.
by toon definitions November 11, 2014
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Squiggling

Squiggling is creation in pursuit of one's ambition that follows a non-linear progression.

A squiggler is a person who does not adhere to conformity or follow established rules, someone with big vision and the bravery to take bold steps forward with the certainty they might not always be in the same direction.
To squiggle is to step out of a “normal” job or upbringing to do something fearless and groundbreaking.

“There is no passion to be found in playing small - in settling for a life that is less that the one you are capable of living” - Nelson Mandela
'I heard Amy just quit her job as a lawyer to become an artist'
'Yeah, she's squiggling'
by BigBraveBold January 29, 2019
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beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.
Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.
by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013
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sniggling

The girls were sniggling as the gangling pimple faced teenage boy passed by.
by Kelli Lea October 23, 2008
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boob snuggling

to rest one's cheek between the breasts of a sex friend or significant other for the purpose of comfort.
After a particularly vigorous round of sexual intercourse, Rosie felt a little "boob snuggling" was in order so she could promptly fall asleep ensconced in Charlie's ample bosom.
by habitualrituals May 24, 2016
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slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.
After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.
by kris takahashi April 16, 2010
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face smudging

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.
when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.
by anthony ronaldo July 11, 2006
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