smoked

To be extremly unatractive

"why don't you ask her out"
"nah she's Smoked"

by A2Ln October 7, 2009

smoked

Synonym of "owned" or "nigged" often used by a certain Dartmouth douche (also a member of Team Eye Candy), traditionally said in a high voice, leading observers to question said douche's supposed heterosexuality.

Oasis Fanatic: Who sings this song (Bittersweet Symphony)?
Douche: Umm...are you serious? OASIS! OHHHHH! SMOKED!
Bystander: No, you cunt, it's The Verve.
Douche: Oh.
Oasis Fanatic: You can go ahead and sit down cunt.

by Your Favourite Worst Nightmare January 11, 2008

smoke

a and one baller who jus missed makin the squad last year on streetball. He hits 3's and crosses ppl over in a flash. Hes prolly the next best guard wit a handle to hot sauce

"Smoke hit a buzzer beater last night, it was crazy"

by 3pointballer October 29, 2004

on smoke

Simply saying one is acting like they have been using something that puts off smoke that will intoxicate them.

Whoa...look at that stupid fuck, he must be on smoke.

You crazy? Are you on smoke?

by Justin Sanchez September 9, 2004

No Smoke

To impulsively do anything giving no fucks.

I just spent 600$ on brawl stars trying to get the bird nigga. No smoke.

by Uncle.playboi January 21, 2019

smoked

To hit or throw something really fast.

Dude ! that ball was smoked

by hamghetti... September 25, 2006

smoke

A straight thug

Mane, look at Smoke. What a thug.

by Smoke August 21, 2003