When you're fingering some fat annoying chic in the backseat of a Lincoln and she won't give you head, So you take your fingers that are still covered in her puss juice and smear it on her face.
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The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.
Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.
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by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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EXAMPLE 1-
Ben: Hey Shayla don't you have that karate tournament this weekend?
Shayla: Sure do, wish me luck!
Ben: You're gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.
Example 2-
Ben- hey paul what's up bro? You still with that one chick Pjao?
Paul: Ya but i've also been seeing Tyuet Ming on the side.
Ben: You always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.
Ben: Hey Shayla don't you have that karate tournament this weekend?
Shayla: Sure do, wish me luck!
Ben: You're gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.
Example 2-
Ben- hey paul what's up bro? You still with that one chick Pjao?
Paul: Ya but i've also been seeing Tyuet Ming on the side.
Ben: You always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.
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