Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009

Slurpie

1. A frozen drink

2. One who is giving one oral sex.

John: Hey do you want to go grab a slurpie(1)?

Lindsey: looks down Got one. (2)

by Avaline Ford July 25, 2016

The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.

Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".

by Professor Timóteo April 4, 2020

Alabama Slurpie

When a man shits inside a woman's Vag and proceeds to have coitus with her and then goes down on her after to clean her out.

I gave some chick an Alabama Slurpie last night worse mistake of my life.

by SunnySwizZz June 11, 2022

vaginal slurpy

The act of a male eating a woman's mucus plug while performing oral sex on a pregnant partner.

Tim enjoyed his vaginal slurpy after eating out his pregnant sister Bertha.

by maxi-pad. April 7, 2016

Slurpy

A horrible human being 😕

guys slurpy is being a bitch again

by Sl3rp December 14, 2021

slurpy dough

What you find under a fat person's neck.

When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.

by Mooman123 August 4, 2017