Slutty Slurpee

A sexual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused vaginal canal. That person then takes the straw and inserts it into the rectum and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the rectum with sed straw.

Pizza guy: Hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?

Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)

Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!

by The Troll of Polska January 15, 2013

Slurryitus Cystitis

Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals).

Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".

Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.

by Upchucker March 31, 2009

slurpfish

blowjob

Gave him the one two slurpfish

by WeLikeFornite88 January 27, 2021

can slurper

One who makes annoying slurrrrrrping noises when they drink from a can.

That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.

by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009

Circle Slurp

A circle slurp is similar to a circle jerk. However, in a circle slurp the group of people can be male or female and they give and receive oral sex forming a human chain.

Bill- "Holy Shit! that was one fucking dirty circle slurp!"

Sandy- "Yah, my throat hurts!"

by sa6nd9y April 17, 2010

Icelandic Slurpee

When you take both of her lips into your mouth and slurp hard, making a suctioning sound.

Thanks for driving me home! I owe you a BIG Icelandic Slurpee tomorrow after the concert!

by IcelandicSlurpee October 4, 2019

Line Cook Slurry

When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.

Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!

by searingxheretic July 12, 2011