Surging A Head Clean Off

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.

Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.

by Ben Greenberg and Stephanie Isaacson May 18, 2006

Slurping Your Soup

The act of eating someone out and enjoying all the noodles and chunks of chicken that come along.

I was slurping your soup last night in bedddddd. gettteerrrr done.

by Kathryn Ann the third June 8, 2011

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

When President Clinton reminisced about his/her time in office, they had fond memories of surging Sanders. Be it in the Oval Office, or the campaign trail.

by adrianmeyer April 24, 2016

surging sanders

surprisingly cumming out of nowhere.

i got sprayed in the face by Bob's Surging Sanders.

by Capy N Sons April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you just cum out of nowhere in the middle of intercourse. This is often unprovoked and shocking to both parties.

I was having intercourse with my Susie 9 months ago and almost fell asleep it was so boring. Out of nowhere I had a Surging Sanders. We had to burn the whole place down.

by Trevor_Noah April 24, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

In the middle of the conference, he accidentally had a surging sanders. His co-workers never looked at him the same again.

by Dinoblaster April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

When a geriatric stud, without the use of any paid-for enhancements, comes out of nowhere & blows everyone away.

Dude, that guy should totally be our President emeritus of our swingers club, he's such a Surging Sanders!!

by Gilgamess April 24, 2016