facebook showboating

When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.

Status Update: Jennifer

Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.

Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like

Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.

by Aphroditesdesire January 27, 2012

hobo humpin slobo babe

The female equivalent of a sugar daddy. Orgin: band called Whale

I wanna be rich, but I dont want to work hard, I think I will have to find myself a Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe.

by gay ray September 19, 2003

Slobodan Milosevic

For all sincere Serbian patriots you will remain a symbol of courage, liberty, humanity and resistance, while for those who have soiled their hands with your and our misfortune you will be an eternal warning and indelible stain of disgrace with which they will remain branded forever.

The Hague prosecution was defeated by Slobodan Milosevic.

Bill Clinton should be arrested and tried on the grounds of the documents and testimonies brought forward by the trial over Slobodan Milosevic.

by Stephan Hill September 4, 2006

snowboarding

Snowboarding has nothing to due with skiing, other than the fact they both occur on the snow. The story about the drunk skier is fake. It originated from snowboarding and surfing. I hope you assholes learn that! It is simply the best sport in the world! Also it is a great sport to show off to chicks.

Chick-Whats your favorite sport?
Snowboarder-Snowboarding.
Chick-Really? Let's fuck!

by DIRTBIKE4LIFE!!!!! April 23, 2007

snowboarding

Snowboarding is cool

Im almost as cool as snowboarding is. And im really cool.

by mitch sherrard April 4, 2005

Snowboarder

Snowboarder: noun. A person who participates in the sport of snowboarding officially or unofficially.
Snowboarder: slang. Slang amongst skiers meaning: take cover.

Noun example: Shaun WHite = professional snowboarder. Valerire D = unprofessional snowboarder.
Slang example: *Hears rough whooshing sound from up the mountain*. "Snowboarder!" *moves to avoid collison.*

by Cogitator July 29, 2009

Snowboarding

The action of giving two guys a foot job simultaneously. It's awesome.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see Jessie give snowboarding lessons to those other two guys!"

Guy 2: "Yah man. I'd let her wax me up and ride me anyday!"

Guy 1's dad: "Ummm...she already ripped up my slopes!"

by TheTrademark May 15, 2009