When one human is having sex with another human, the top "the tree" will be on hands and knees while the "sloth" hangs limply with their legs wrapped around the trees trunk (waist) and their arms wrapped around the trees neck with clawed hands. (Tree can use one arm to hold sloth;tree does all the work, sloth does sloth like things)
by Gingersilverdragonflower May 3, 2014
Get the Sloth style mug.1. Extreme laziness. Aversion to work or movement. One of the seven deadly sins.
2. A tree-dwelling animal named for his extremly slow movements.
3. A slow moving person.
2. A tree-dwelling animal named for his extremly slow movements.
3. A slow moving person.
1. It was sloth that kept me from getting to work today.
2. It was a sloth that kept me from getting to work today.
3. It was a sloth who kept me from getting to work today.
2. It was a sloth that kept me from getting to work today.
3. It was a sloth who kept me from getting to work today.
by radiofox April 24, 2005
Get the sloth mug.Originally invented in the dirty 30's by Jacques Cousteau, and manipulated for personal use in the late 90's by some dude in Scotford. The Scotford Skull Fuck is an off-the-wall role playing sex adventure technique in which one person (usually the hot broad with the big lips and a tight ass) dons a SCBA (Self-Contained-Breathing-Apparatus) mask, purposely neglecting to attach the regulator. The other player in this sex-romp strips down to his skivvies and proceeds to insert his member (dong, penis, strap on, dildo, horsecock) into the SCBA mask mouthpiece. A full on face-fuck ensues for the next 37 minutes, until one of the parties involved passes out from pure orgasmic enjoyment... or over exertion.
The wearer of the mask then must lick up the salty mess and do the dishes after.
The wearer of the mask then must lick up the salty mess and do the dishes after.
Crash: Hey dood, you ever role play before?
Christian: Yeah man, my girl diggs it!
Crash: Well I Scotford Skull Fuckked your girl last night while diddling her clam, and she did my dished after!
Christian: Bastad.
Christian: Yeah man, my girl diggs it!
Crash: Well I Scotford Skull Fuckked your girl last night while diddling her clam, and she did my dished after!
Christian: Bastad.
by BezEhBeh October 5, 2010
Get the Scotford Skull Fuck mug.A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.
"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"
"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."
"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."
"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."
"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."
by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005
Get the slotapotamus mug.I was going to go down on this girl, but she had a massive sloth moccasin.
Her sloth moccasin looked like Charlie Daniels screaming.
Her sloth moccasin looked like Charlie Daniels screaming.
by Dr. Slippy &The Trouser Snakes January 24, 2010
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