slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019

Slabonian

A meth addicted man or woman that steals scrap metal from the booming range out in chocolate mountains.

That slabonian needs a shower.

by Channel cat fishing ain’t easy August 7, 2020

SloBo™

The word SloBo™ is owned and created by Beau MacNeill from Detroit Michigan. He characterizes this word from his real life experiences. He also defines this word from his own life experience. SloBo™- A person who is typically nuts and enjoys the thrill of adrenaline. This person is typically the family protector because of there capabilities. They are an Albert Einstein of the modern day with the wits and know-how to safely and secretly take out anyone who has hurt a child in any way.

The guy that hurt that kid just got SloBo'd. Go ahead and hurt that child... Just remember that SloBo™ knows where you live!!!

by The Real Deal MacNeill December 1, 2020

Slobovia

Term used to describe an area of complete disarray
Such as a hoarders house

Dude have you seen dwayne's apartment? It's total slobovia man!

by 4realazitgits March 11, 2021

Srobona

Srobona is such a beautiful, enthusiastic, and intelligent woman who knows how to dance.

I feel so lucky to have Srobona as a friend!

by Monamoeunson November 20, 2021

Slob on my knob

a song made by three3 six6 mafia

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something

by gofvckyourself March 5, 2022

Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.

Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy

by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022