Schlong Servant

Is a term used to describe a dedicated individual, also at times called a servant, when it comes to all things that encompass the schlong.

I was absolutely obliterating Jenny when she had multiple orgasms and tapped out. Most girls would call it a night, but not my Schlong Servant Jenny. Jen grabbed ahold of my Esophagus Annihilater and got me to the promise land. That is some Dong dedication!

by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020

After-sales service

After the first time they have sex together, a guy calls or emails the girl to say something nice and prevent her from feeling cheap.

Can also mean spending time on the phone or in-person during a later friendly date (not leading to sex) listening to the girl's problems.

Fred: Is Josh still on the phone with Becky ? It's been like an hour.

Bill: Is Becky the girl he banged the other day?

Fred: That's the one.

Bill: After-sales service.

Fred: Hope he didn't offer an extended warranty.

by Trickypat March 28, 2010

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by the unfunny kivi guy October 10, 2023

serve and collect

what the "law" really does as opposed to serve and protect

"All them cops really wanna do is serve and collect. Serve me a ticket and collect my money!"

by eddie of 48185 June 13, 2005

Server Admin

One who has access to many administrative features on various servers of various different games. Server admins are saviors to some, but assholes to others. Some features include but are not limited to kick, ban, temp ban, burn, slay, teleport, freeze, switch teams, global chat. (these commands taken from various games)

Player: There is a guy in here who is hacking!!!111!!

Hacker: Haahaha lololololol!!!1!1! you can has no Server Admin to can has kick meez!!! ROFLBOAT!!!!

Server Admin: I can has ban you!

*Hacker Baned*

by T-Dub Rofl January 28, 2009

soft servin

To have sex while one's penis is flaccid. Often times one will end up "soft servin" some girl after a night of libations and devil dancin.

Guy: How'd you like that shit I served up to you last night, girl? Good, innit?

Girl: Man fuck you, you were soft servin me for like an hour and a half, and then you passed out on top me.

by snomanZP July 30, 2008