sneaky bastard

Someone who is able to do something unnoticed.

Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.

Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.

John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.

by GODS JUDGMENT May 29, 2010

Sneaky Neptune

The sexual act of having intercourse on the beach,pulling out,dipping your member in the sand ,and then reinserting it.

"Just as Judy was about to cum,Tommy slipped her a Sneaky Neptune and sent her over the edge"

by Motor76 March 14, 2010

Sneaky Reachy

When a man gets a boner at an inappropriate time and his significant other sneakily relives him.

Baby i got morning wood but our kid is in the room could you reach under the covers and give me a sneaky reachy?

by Hope and Kyle March 1, 2011

Sneaky Thug.

When writing a sentence on facebook to someone, then putting thug on the next line.

How've you been today James?
thug.

Sneaky Thug.

by Biobabe June 5, 2013

Sleazy Sven

When a guy just won't leave a girl alone. Generally has pretty low standards

Hey look at that guy all over that poor girl, what a sleazy sven

by Los Amigos January 21, 2014

sneaky juice

A mixed drink consisting of an entire Mio Energy emptied into a handle of the cheapest vodka you can find.

"Aw man, that sneaky juice was a bad idea last night."

by ALL_CAPS_SHOCK_NAME March 5, 2015

Sneaky Tank Job

When adorned in a full ninja costume, the act of approaching a blind civilian and swiftly inserting (no more and no less than) three fingers into said civilian's unsuspecting rectal cavity.

"Hey, look at that blind guy! I'm gonna hook him up with a sneaky tank job. He'll never know what hit him!

by [e-mail] April 30, 2015