skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

skeeser

Someone who embeds themselves into others lives, pathetically claiming friendship and uses those people for his/her own benefit

John only wants to hang out with D and not Wes because D has a car and Wes does not. But neither of them want to hang out with him anyways, John is such a skeeser.

by Waffles16 February 3, 2006

skeeter

A derogatory term for a Hawaiian, the term arose form massive amounts of Mosquitoes found on the Hawaiian island of Molokai.

Hey skeeter get off my wave.

by mo-squiter September 26, 2010

cousin skeeter

another name for a skeezer (a hoe or slut)

Bro, that chick....now she's a cousin skeeter.

by KMAC DADDY January 10, 2008

meat skeeter

one how cums in raw meat

kenny you meat skeeter theres cum all through the hamburger

by lord of skeet eat it hoe April 21, 2007

cousin skeeter

when a hillbilly busts a nut or ejaculates on a cousin or relative

paul gave tina a cousin skeeter to show his affection for his favorite relative

by bknappauto November 18, 2011

skeeter eater

The act of swallowing or licking up spooge in the near vacinity of your naked body.

After Carol cleaned up her pearl necklace with her tongue, there was no doubt in my mind she was a skeeter eater.

by Coy Peterson July 15, 2005