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Skate-O-Phobia 

When the weather is very bad and you can't skate for a long time and you get very very pissed!



BROR
Dude lets go to Brors and skate in his basement, i have skate-o-phobia right now!
Skate-O-Phobia by rgeafdv February 12, 2009

Skate around the Block 

A term for oral. also a term like eating out.

Girl: Sucks a guys dick.
Guy: Sucks a girl's pussy.

unless you're gay... but then, well ya know, vice versa.

2. When one partner makes the other horney and wants the other to have an orgasm.
Girl: "Hey baby, Can I skate around your block?"
Guy: "I think I wanna eat out for lunch.."

lol

Guy 1: How far have you gotten, dude?
Guy 2: I can skate around the block.
Guy 1: that's fuckin awesome!

Skate Hole 

The hole that forms on the shoe of one that performs stunts related to the "kickflip" on a skateboard.
Oh shit. I have obtained a skate hole performing a kickflip.
Skate Hole by Andrew Reynolds December 9, 2008

skate in the box 

Skate in the box: a term used in roller derby to describe a particular type of fall where a skater falls with her lady area directly on top of her skate or wheel (or another skater’s skate or wheel). This type of injury leads to pain that is both distracting and excruciating.
last night i got a skate in the box, good thing i'm not getting laid.
skate in the box by maimsey October 20, 2007

Skate Rape 

Most famously used in the movie Hobo With A Shotgun. To Skate Rape someone is the act of kicking/stomping at someone while wearing ice skates. Knowing how sharp a pair of ice skates can be, it can be predicted that the victim is going to be fucked up and suffer many cuts and lacerations in the end.

One real world example was in the Northwest in the USA during the winter, when a meth-head who was harassing people at a park next to a high school was skate raped by a drunk teen. Ironically, any fights or violent scuffles that happen typically attract police attention to that park, but no authorities came. Videos of this will most likely be posted to worldstar after the statute of limitations for assault is over with and the student who did it no longer goes to that school and won't face any trouble.
"Ivan skate raped that hobo, but got his skates stuck in a toaster and electrocuted''
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"Bro, did you see the video of Ruvim fucking that fool up at the corner? "

"Aww shit, there was another fight??"

"Yeah dude. That annoying toothless tweaker in his 30's that always tries to sell kids that nasty brown molly probably cut with industrial cleaner and meth, and always asks to bum cigarettes? He got fucking skate raped by Ruvim''

"No shit?? That's fucking crazy''

''Yeah, that fool got slashed on the arms, on his forehead, his pants got ripped. That's what happens when you spit on a drunk homie because he didn't wanna buy shitty fake drugs. He's lucky his brother forgot his ice skates in his trunk. The tweaker ran, and afterwards no cops came. It was chill as fuck. I smoked him out a blunt afterwards. Perfect after-school Friday at the park. Hella people got it on video, that shit will be on worldstar once no trouble can come about it''
Skate Rape by Bukkake Tsunami March 4, 2014

Skate punk

A style of punk music that is softer than hardcore punk but is harder than pop punk. Lyrics are often about skateboarding or just having fun. It was really popular around 1995. Notable bands include NoFx and Bad religion.
Skate punk is my favorite music genre. It's aggressive but so chill at the same time.