Simpity

the state or quality of being a simp

His simpity clouded his judgement on whether or not to trust her, the total smokeshow's, claim that she was not guilty of the crime of stealing curry bread from the bakery.

by MoribundMurdoch September 15, 2020

Simpist

Someone who’s being mean based on the person you simp for

Meanie : Ew you simp for venom!#?#?s?

Me : You’re being simpist

by 𝗧𝗮𝗺𝗮 February 7, 2021

Simpathal condition

When you start to simp a little TOO much.

You simp so much it’s like you have a disease

Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping

“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”

by ToeCracker777 April 22, 2021

simpicide

Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.

They are no longer themselves, as they went crazy and committed simpicide.

by srslyRigby May 28, 2021

simping4jack

A hot as hell person who goes by Luciel

"Hey have you heard of simping4jack?"
"Yes they are hot as hell"

by Rumi...Rowan July 5, 2021

ghetto simplicity

a. when something is just simply ghetto.

b. someone or something thats just straight from the gutter or very oddly unorthodox; unseemly not right

c. astray

ghetto simplicity: Jane wore tube sock with her new pumps to work. She has so much ghetto simpliciy.

by Niqua @@ May 22, 2011

The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020