Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp

person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”

by August 29, 2021

Jayda Simmons

Palm beach lakes prom queen class of 2022!

Jay-Duh// Sim-mins//

“Hey did you hear about Jayda Simmons winning Prom Queen”

“Im voting for Jayda”

“Vote Jayda Simmons for Prom Queen”

by Jayda Simmons April 07, 2022

Chandler simmons

Has a fat badonkadonk everyone’s wants to touch with big bubble fish lips

Hey jaycie want to smack chandler Simmons big dumptruck

by Neiskke March 09, 2021

the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong

The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome

by Steve March 18, 2005

Laura Bayliss Simmons

Woman who mysteriously disappeared after stating on social media she was gonna put Dawn soap in her laundry. She hasn't been heard from since.

And she became the next Laura Bayliss simmons, and was never heard from again on social media.

by Cigarella June 29, 2020

John Simmons

The biggest creep in the world. Calls himself a physics teacher but is Jimmy Savile in disguise.

John Simmons is weird.

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 02, 2018

Ben Simmons

A 6'10 pg who is arguably the goat who has a higher FG% than Steph Curry while shooting with his left hand even though he is a righty.

Ben Simmons is the GOAT

by Ben Simmons Fan June 09, 2023