Stale ham sandwich

A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.

Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?

Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!

by CuteKeys April 13, 2019

Jerking off Stalefish

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

by CollaBear June 12, 2012

Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me March 25, 2009

Shale

The rock sediment on running tracks.

Girl 1 : Whats the name of the rock stuff on the track??
Girl 2 : Ummm.... Track gravel... sand turf??
Girl 3 : Wow you guys. It's called shale.

by Brapppppppppp March 28, 2010

Shaler

A school with a ton of bullies and a school that doesn’t know how to handle bullying correctly and a school that sucks major ass cheeks

Wow look at that kid he’s a kid from shaler ain’t he

by Ilovethatpxssy December 6, 2018

stale betty

A betty past her prime.

I found a wrinkle and a gray hair this morning... I'm such a stale betty.

by StaleBetty September 8, 2005

stale muffin

to have anal sex with your girlfriend's dead mom

Cop: yo, what the fuck you in for
Inmate Pratt: i stale muffin'd yo mom
Cop: Um, what?
Inmate Pratt: ...
Cop: Yeah, clean up in cell block D.

by Scottee Mac October 2, 2007