Shlong

A mullett, the hillbilly haircut. SHort in the front LONG in the back. Similar to a "soccer rocker" or Billy Ray Cyrus in the 90s.

"Holy crap mang did you see the Shlong Blake Shelton had a few years ago? Major mullett bruh!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles April 16, 2020

sh'mon

A sexier way of saying c'mon.
Often used in sleazy rock songs.

Sh'mon sugar, sh'mon...(from Pink Grease's "Fever")

by Lila Pause June 12, 2004

king shlong

A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.

Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!

by Metalmeltdown September 4, 2006

Shmonion

When your significant other tickles your ass.

"He shmonioned me in the kitchen"
"My rump was shmonioned"

by diatome September 10, 2012

shmonga

Noun: any sized pet, cuddly and cute or otherwise, expressing or not a need of attention, petting, patting(booshing), or comforting in any form.

Look at this cute little shmonga, I'm gonna boosh that shmonga.

by Bad Mr Kenny April 8, 2020

shlong jocky

a guy who likes to ride the shlong.

"Brad you fuckin shlong jockey, get over here lube me up."

by fatboy August 29, 2003

shlong jockey

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

by sir alfred winggingly, the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004