ShitStain

its shit that got hammed into your underwear. occurs when u dont wipe your ass after a soupy shit, some gets stuck on your ass crack and this is called (magoo) this could harden into a poob(see poob), also, if somebody is trying to act funny by doing a fake fart, and that results in shitting in your pants and no funny farting sound, u have gained nothing funny out u it, but only a nasty shitstain on your underwear that is embaressing to yourself and others when they see it, or find out about it...

he took a crap, but all his ass hairs prevented it from reaching the toilet and acted as a net, he also ran out of toilet paper, so he went to the store and he came home and later found a shitstain that got hammed on his underwear

by slapapig September 27, 2003

bella swan situation

When someone is put in the situation of choosing between two things, when both are tempting in their own ways.

Referring to the character, Bella Swan and her situation in the twilight series where she has to pick between Edward and Jacob.

Mom: Do you want chocolate or vanilla?
Kid: man, Im stuck in a bella swan situation.

by ewwwitsyou June 17, 2010

No means yes situation

When you tell the Loveliest woman ever to not to use her sexy voice, but you secretly never want her to stop

Hey, Lovely, Stop using that sexy voice! This is a No means Yes Situation.

by Greg Russell November 10, 2007

Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass

Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?

by Jonny Long Schlong June 12, 2011

Situational Awareness

Code for not doing shit at work

Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?

Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.

Boss: Outstanding.

by bleeper1 August 10, 2009

Shitstink

A terrible smell of feces. Similar to mudbutt

Hey, you shitstink bitch, get your ass on outta here before we call the odor Gestapo on your ass!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

gumball situation

Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.

Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.

Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.

by Elise and Co. May 30, 2008