Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 01, 2024

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

Shit dick

A penis that has a brown shit stane on his cock

hey How’s the shit dick

by Randle 222222 February 24, 2019

Shit dick

When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure

“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”

by Robbie_weit July 09, 2019

Shit dick

It’s when you are fucking in the anal hole, and your girl or guy had some bad chipotle and shits on ur dick

Oh man, my girl and or guy just shit dicked me

Dude I’m sorry

by Sean charlie October 05, 2018

Shit dick

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick

Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"

by niereht December 23, 2016

Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks

Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!

by Ffsgivmeabreak October 09, 2020