Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders

He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.

by sweato September 03, 2020

shit a dick

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.

Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”

by Timmy Neutron Squared March 02, 2021

shitting the dick

a phrase to describe when someone does something embarrassing or foolish. alternatively to be used as a shortened version of “shitdick” as an insult

A: “that guy is shitting the dick by fumbling her”
B: “that guy is a shitdick of a man”
C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 01, 2024

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

Shit dick

A penis that has a brown shit stane on his cock

hey How’s the shit dick

by Randle 222222 February 24, 2019

Shit dick

When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure

“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”

by Robbie_weit July 09, 2019