a middle- aged individual, most commonly male, who, in full swing of midlife crisis, exhibits the type of behavior characterized by Charlie Sheen.
ah, sheenagers these days!
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Sheetals roll up that haze like it's nothin'.
And alcohol? They bathe in that shit.
"She may never be on the Maybelline commercials,
but she'll always let you know when she got some purple."
Sheetals usually live in asylums.
And in their basements, they dissect rabbits.
They LOVE to argue too.
It's their second favorite thing to do, next to smoking.
But when they're really mad they can't back themselves up.
When they get pissed they get very violent, you can't control them.
Sheetals are usually really smart despite their addictions.
They're the best storytellers you'll ever meet.
And they're vegetarians; just don't get on their bad side, because they might decide to eat meat that day.
But one thing's for sure, if you're ever lucky, or unlucky enough, to meet a Sheetal in your life, hang on to her, because she's a friend you'll never want to lose♥
Like, MAD tall.
Sheetals roll up that haze like it's nothin'.
And alcohol? They bathe in that shit.
"She may never be on the Maybelline commercials,
but she'll always let you know when she got some purple."
Sheetals usually live in asylums.
And in their basements, they dissect rabbits.
They LOVE to argue too.
It's their second favorite thing to do, next to smoking.
But when they're really mad they can't back themselves up.
When they get pissed they get very violent, you can't control them.
Sheetals are usually really smart despite their addictions.
They're the best storytellers you'll ever meet.
And they're vegetarians; just don't get on their bad side, because they might decide to eat meat that day.
But one thing's for sure, if you're ever lucky, or unlucky enough, to meet a Sheetal in your life, hang on to her, because she's a friend you'll never want to lose♥
Rashad: Yo you see that girl over there?
Andy: The funny looking one?
Rashad: Nah not Lisa, the cute little one over there.
Andy: Little? GOD DAMN, SHEETAL!
A normal person is pissing a Sheetal off.
Sheetal: I WANT A TRUCK!
*5 minutes pass*
Person: Uh.. for what?
Sheetal: I JUST WANT A TRUCK!
Person: Um.. ok.
Andy: The funny looking one?
Rashad: Nah not Lisa, the cute little one over there.
Andy: Little? GOD DAMN, SHEETAL!
A normal person is pissing a Sheetal off.
Sheetal: I WANT A TRUCK!
*5 minutes pass*
Person: Uh.. for what?
Sheetal: I JUST WANT A TRUCK!
Person: Um.. ok.
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Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Well, someone is technologically retarded
Guy 2: No
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by u r gae February 19, 2019
Get the Ed Sheeran mug.To expiate the pain of losing her firstborn son in the Iraq war, Cindy Sheehan decided to cheer herself up by engaging in Stalinist agitprop outside President Bush's Crawford ranch until he meets with her. Almost as strange a method of grieving as was seen at Senator Wellstone's funeral.
Old-fashioned people think that a grief-stricken war mother shouldn't have her own full-time PR flack. After her third profile on "Entertainment Tonight," she's no longer a grieving mom; she's a C-list celebrity trolling for a book deal or a reality show.
Shedding light, Cindy Sheehan shows us what Democrats would say if they thought they were immunized from disagreement. Sheehan has called President Bush "that filth-spewer and warmonger." She says "America has been killing people on this continent since it was started" and "the killing has gone on unabated for over 200 years." She calls the U.S. government a "morally repugnant system" and says, "This country is not worth dying for." Every time this gal opens her trap, Michael Moore gets a residuals check.
Evidently, however, there are some things worth killing for. Cindy Sheehan said she only seemed calm "because if I started hitting something, I wouldn't stop 'til it was dead." It's a wonder Bush won't meet with her.
Old-fashioned people think that a grief-stricken war mother shouldn't have her own full-time PR flack. After her third profile on "Entertainment Tonight," she's no longer a grieving mom; she's a C-list celebrity trolling for a book deal or a reality show.
Shedding light, Cindy Sheehan shows us what Democrats would say if they thought they were immunized from disagreement. Sheehan has called President Bush "that filth-spewer and warmonger." She says "America has been killing people on this continent since it was started" and "the killing has gone on unabated for over 200 years." She calls the U.S. government a "morally repugnant system" and says, "This country is not worth dying for." Every time this gal opens her trap, Michael Moore gets a residuals check.
Evidently, however, there are some things worth killing for. Cindy Sheehan said she only seemed calm "because if I started hitting something, I wouldn't stop 'til it was dead." It's a wonder Bush won't meet with her.
1. If you want to spit on the grave of your son who died for a cause he believed in to assuage your own sense of loss pull a Cindy Sheehan.
2. For medical understanding of Cindy Sheehan see Sheehan's Syndrome
2. For medical understanding of Cindy Sheehan see Sheehan's Syndrome
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