Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet

A refrence point used by idiot fuck faces to remind themselves of obvious facts during public speaking events (such as dumb-ass conventions). Such a "sheet" is more likley to be one's hand than anything else. The "sheet" is meant to help one answer tricky questions such as "where is Canada on this map?" Without the Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet, Palin wouldn't be able to convice people of her ability to communicate.

Thumbalina: "I just dunno what' s'pek to say bout publiks Merica country Gov PREZ!" Trandaddy: "Seems to me that you need a Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet"

by WashingtonPost February 11, 2010

Sheezus

Female version of Yeezus (Created by Kanye West, a mash up of his nickname Yeezy and Jesus, a display of his self proclaimed superiority)

"Give me that crown bitch, I wanna be Sheezus." - Lily Allen, Sheezus

by Thatbitch:)) September 1, 2015

Sex Sheets

A pair of sheets you specifically put on top of the bed prior to sex to avoid later sleeping in your own jizz. There are no specifications of sex sheets, though they mainly a light color to mask sex juice.

Also helps pass black light tests.

Hey What the Fuck, friends don't let friends sleep in other friends Jizz..... No worries, I had the sex sheets on first

by Iwontblackout January 4, 2012

Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.

Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.

by Muffu September 14, 2009

gay in the streets, straight in the sheets

A phenomena for whatever kind ofimage, that a man or woman appear in public to be gay, but are actually straight in their personal life. Is it to empathize with the oppressed? Or just to be the heppest "mui cool" person around. A sexual poser.

Sally- Kyle is such a fine lookin' man... too bad he's gay, sigh.

Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.

by Alpino July 20, 2010

Sheetal

one who stresses excessively and reacts to said stress by overworking herself and never sleeping. She's really nice and smart, though.

Man, I'm really worried about Sheetal. She's stressing way too much and never sleeps.

by soccerdude0013 October 23, 2011

Oh Sheet

This phrase is most often said first thing in the morning after waking and realising a really stupid thing that you did the night before. Usually the stupid thing has occurred as a result of one too many double vodka redbulls. Oh the embarrassment!

"Oh Sheet there is a dude with a beard in my bed!"

by dvrbgirl1 May 3, 2011