plays bass and guitar for the garden. is also quite greasy. dresses like a pirate. has a side project called enjoy. met him, very nice person! the funny twin. Vada Vada
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Guy one: Dude, is that a sheamus over there?
Guy two: Over where?
Guy one: There, chatting to that girl who passed out about half an hour ago!
Sheamus: Hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?
Girl: *Drools, slumps over*
Sheamus: Yeahh, babyy.
Guy two: Over where?
Guy one: There, chatting to that girl who passed out about half an hour ago!
Sheamus: Hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?
Girl: *Drools, slumps over*
Sheamus: Yeahh, babyy.
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What the fuck, sheagay?! Get the fuck off of me.
Jacob is such a Sheagay, he wanted to tumdangle James Bond.
Sheagay, why do you have lube and a picture of Troy Smith?
Um, no Sheagay, that is a retarded idea, my pants stay on tonight.
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Sheagay, why do you have lube and a picture of Troy Smith?
Um, no Sheagay, that is a retarded idea, my pants stay on tonight.
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