1.Professional "Tumdangler" that only enjoys gentlemens' company.
2.Douche-bag
3.Man-toucher and machine "oiler"
4.Brutus the Buckeye butt buddy.
What the fuck, sheagay?! Get the fuck off of me.
Jacob is such a Sheagay, he wanted to tumdangle James Bond.
Sheagay, why do you have lube and a picture of Troy Smith?
Um, no Sheagay, that is a retarded idea, my pants stay on tonight.
Person who sucks at kicking fieldgoals. They think they are the man and get a massive hard on when they force 7th grade baseball players to tumdangle each other.
Fink, you "bean"ed it.
BEEEEEEAAAAAN!
Wide right, must have been steenbean.
Teddy bear bested by Steenbean.