The shivering scottsman

Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.

McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoarse after I snuck up on him and gave him the shivering scottsman.

by Lord Pignuts February 21, 2009

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Showering Orangutans

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

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Yak Shaving

When the Great Yak comes to shave in your sink and leaves behind his Shaving scum for you to find in the morning!

Oh joy! Merry Yak Shaving! The Great Yak has come up my toilet and left me his Shaving scum! I ought to show this to all the kids at school! I'll finally be the cool kid!!!!

by ItsYakShavingDay! April 8, 2021

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Shaving Cream

When a man cums in a woman's hand and then smacks her in the face with the same hand.

"Dude, I shaving creamed that chick last night right before I straight razored her. It was awesome!"

by pizzle83 October 24, 2009

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Aspen shavings

Cedar and Pine shavings are bad for small mammals. Aspen shavings are safe as litter for small mammals.

To remember the ASPEN shavings are the GOOD ones for your animals PEN, just think ASS-PEN. PINE and CEDAR are for COFFINS.

by Vet Man December 10, 2006

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yak shaving

The process of removing hair from a yak using a traditional shaving method, typically involving a razor blade, or another sharp tool, to scrape away hairs from the skin's surface.

Teacher:
"Where is Robby today?"
Student:
"Robby is busy yak shaving."
Teacher:
"Interesting. I had forgotten that yak farmers had to worry about that this time of year."
Robby's girlfriend:
"Yeah, he really needed to shave his yaks."

by sad_boi_roberto September 16, 2020

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