Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023

Whoop sharting

When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king

Bro I got a stiffy when my mrs and I went whoop sharting

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Dirty Shartini

Is when a guy bangs some spoiled snobby bitches ass and blows his load in her butthole. Immediately after she takes a Martini glass and cum farts in the glass until she accidentally shits out the cum out.

Jahmeir was banging Melissa’s asshole the other night, as Jahmeir creampied her butthole, Melissa grabbed the Martini Glass off the night stand and proceeded to shake up a Dirty Shartini for Jahmeir.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024

she’s sharting her engine

one of those sayings where you had to be there.

“Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”

“Definitely”

by ghyalboss March 3, 2023