Shandi

A Shandi is a small mythical creature that is also known as a Homosapien, they can often be found snuggling small animals or even wallowing in self pity. They are very sophisticated and enjoy alone time more than anything. They are socially awkward so it will take time to get to know them. Much like a mouse they are small, but also very brave and mighty. Don’t let their smallness intimidate you. Their favourite activities include the following: sleeping, crying, arson and collecting treasure they can bring back to the little hole in the ground.
Person1: woah, what was that thing moving around in the bush?

Person2: oh, that’s a Shandi. They are hermits don’t worry
by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021
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Knob shandy

A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).
Stop acting like a knob shandy
by Flipflop83 July 26, 2021
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Knob shandy

Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).
Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.
by Flipflop83 July 24, 2021
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Shandi

She is not nice but she is very protective over you she will take your gf privileges away and also most likely does drugs in secret and she is fine😒
Omg shandi does drugs
Uh yeah
by Mel Melly mel June 25, 2021
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Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.
I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.
by Pauleich August 2, 2025
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Shandy

A handjob from a from a girl with a lisp or other speech impediment.
That girl from speech therapy class gave me a mean shandy.
by Steinerwoodwork April 23, 2018
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Shandy

Shandy - When a person defecates in there hand and jerks off.
Tony I had slippery shandy last night bill, shessh.
Bill {Laughs} Was it from the curry we had at the curry leaf?
by 3rdeye.live December 23, 2018
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