Seokjin

A face so flawless matched with a personality like no other it’s hard to believe they are real or even human. Some would even call it Worldwide Handsome.

“Wow! You’re looking like Seokjin today!”

“Oh please, I could never be worldwide handsome.”

by Worldwide handsome. January 13, 2019

seokjinshandholder

The best hot bay in the whole wide world. Your number one savior. Your best content creator.

"Did you see seokjinshandholder lock their friend up in a game?"
"Yeah, she's a psychopath asf 🤨😕😧"

by Tamara McThomas December 22, 2020

Jeremy Spoken

Very deep song by Pearl Jam about a teenager who was bullied and ignored by his parents until one day he shot himself in front of his class, not hurting anyone else physically, but mentally.

Jeremy Spoken in class today

by McMilk October 1, 2018

spoken

When you get done laying the biggest smack-down comeback insult in the world and there is absolutely nothing more that you or your opponent can say, all you do is blurt out "spoken."

your mom goes to college.....spoken.

by dchi April 28, 2005

Spokompton

Spokompton is a semi-affectionate, semi-derogatory nickname for the city of Spokane located in Eastern Washington. No, it's not as dangerous as Compton, but giving it a clever name like Spokompton helps its citizens cope with the reality of living in a meth and heroin-infested place that is rife with mental illness and devoid of opportunity.

While there are a lot of really unique and clever people living here, they all give off a sort of tortured soul or damaged goods kind of vibe, even when they try to seem cheery and fun. Most people who live here would rather live in Seattle or Portland, but lack the resources, connections, and willpower to make a permanent move. Usually, the best people can do is save up enough to take a handful of yearly road trips.

But, it's not all bad. Relative to much of the planet and even to much of America, Spokompton is a realistic place to carve out a decent living. Washington state has some of the best healthcare in the United States and you can attend school for ridiculously cheap at SFCC and EWU. Housing is really affordable, restaurants have tolerable variety, and there are no severe humanitarian concerns or disasters to worry about. Every basic human need is easily met here and the nights are extremely peaceful; if you want to lay low and dodge the unrealistic demands of modern life, this is a place to do it.

Chill and dwell, be humble, and learn to love what you got.

"Spokompton is pretty ghetto, but somehow not that dangerous. Maybe the black market here is as bad as the legal market, so gangs don't even bother."

"Spokompton: Not much here, but it's livable. And hey, at least the pressure's off."

by clownprinceoftime June 7, 2017

Spoke Check

The act of checking an asshole for spokes. If there no spokes the ass is probably blown out. Spokes are the creases in your asshole

I always spoke check the bitch to see if it is worth going back door.

by bk lounging April 6, 2009

Counting Spokes

The action of counting the ridges or lines of the anus of your unsuspecting partner. This can be done visually or carefully counting with your finger.

One night after myself and Juuso Eiffel Towered Renelde, I took things to the next level and engaged in counting spokes. She had 13 ridges!!

by premiumwiener12 August 25, 2010