Seamonster

A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid

Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid

by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011

Seamus

Seamus is a wonderful outgoing guy who is willing to make anyone and everyone happy. He has the most beautiful blue eyes you will ever see, and is a wonderful person. He may not see it but others really do. He is also really funny so you can always count on him to make you laugh, he doesn’t realize it but a lot of people really care about him. If you come across a Seamus in your life consider yourself lucky not many people you come across are as genuine, nice, handsome, and selfless then a Seamus! If you meet a Seamus, never let him go!

Hey did you meet that guy Seamus?

Yes! He is the best person I have ever met!

by Heavvvvennn April 3, 2019

senai

The coolest man on earth. He is smart, funny, and everything you would ever want him to be. Great husband material, and boyfriend material.

Wow, only if senai was mine.

by The GC man September 19, 2021

Seamusing

21st century alternative to "joshing"

"was their skin in these potatoes?"
"yupppp."
"uh oh thats not the ways of the irishmen."
"well im not irish... lol"
"i know, im just seamusing."

by xxeennaa August 29, 2009

Selam

Selam, aka eri.dababy, aka brownbitch4, is a girl who could easily be a model and someone who puts most models to shame because she is the prettiest, most beautiful, amazing, admirable, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, angelic, captivating, charming, comely, cute, delicate, delightful, divine, adorable, elegant, enthralling, enticing, excellent, fascinating, fetching, good-looking, gorgeous, classy, dazzling, alluring, exquisite human beings in the whole universe.

No one is as pretty as Selam.

Selam sent multiple people to the hospital due to her deadly wink.

by Kit_Magar February 8, 2020

Seamus

The sailor that appears periodically on the show "Family Guy"

Seamus appears at the oddest times during the show.

by Brewski. August 4, 2009

Ball Seam

The vertical seam between your balls that often turns purple during cold weather.

Man, it's so damn cold out here that my ball seam is bigger than my schlong!

by Samuel L. Bronkowitz September 28, 2007