Selfish

Someone who receives oral and rarely returns the favor.

My girlfriend is pretty cool but she's a selfish lover.

by Nasty Nybes December 13, 2019

selfishness

a man's seman, which contains all the elements of the man that produces the seman, liquid self.

my selfishness got all in that chicks hair

by cancerhand March 31, 2011

selfsuck

To brag about yourself, your achievements or anything that resolves around oneself.The act of floating ones own boat. Tooting your own horn. To boast.

Person1: I've got a University degree, I came away with a first and top of my class.
Person2: Mate, no need to selfsuck

by frazzlefresh January 7, 2011

selfish

See america. When giving to the Tsunami appeal ,they gave the least in proportion to wealth. As America is the richest ( and most selfish) country in the world this seems unfair. Only after complaints from the rest of the appaled world did 'Dubya' decide to give the rest of his spare change and be the leader of the aid giving. Giving aid just to make yourself look good is low. For the record, the British public gave far more to the appeal than The US government.

Amercians are some fat-ass selfish gimps.

by anti-yankee January 27, 2005

Niger Selfish

The most ruthless and insulting forms of selfishness.

Walmart is Niger selfish with their protected time off given to employees.

by kgnih June 30, 2020

Selfish Politics

When someone advocates a piece of legislation purely because it benefits their own personal situation. Those who take part in this often do so without looking at the big picture, that is, seeing how the legislation would affect everyone as apposed to just themselves.

Guy 1"Man I love Obamacare! I can't afford health care and now I get it for free? what a great deal I'm in!" (selfish politics)

Guy 2 "But the government would have to impose a tax for that service thus causing people who can afford health care like me to pay for people like yours who couldn't before! Not to mention that tax would not come up with enough revenue for the government to be able to spend on everyone's health care and the country would go broke! To avoid this the government would have to specifically choose who to give the limited health care to? So you probably won't get any. What then?"

Guy 1 " who cares? I still get free health care!"

by Moonshine Billy September 18, 2012

Selfish

having a selfie sesh with multiple people or by yourself

friend: "omg this is really good lighting let's take selfies"
other friend: "okay let's have a selfish!"
selfie sesh friends

by heyb666 November 19, 2015