Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

Ok guys let me tell you a epic story, so yesterday i was eating a cat lol

Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

by Fernandito7648 April 25, 2019

seaming

Basically its when a girl masturbates using the seam of thier pants, tight jeans are my favourite. We can normally do it anywhere and not get caught.

Last night i was seaming at a restaraunt and got a litlle too excited

by Serena_oz September 12, 2005

semi precious weapons

A band from Brooklyn who make music videos with GIANT ORGIES. And they wear high heels and a lot of eye liner.

"Did you see semi precious weapons last nighht?"
"Dude yeah they looked like chicks but they aren't."

by shannonigans December 22, 2008

seeping farts

uncontrollable farts that manage to seep out, usually silent

"You may clench as hard as you can but they still manage to seep out."
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"

by bourkes May 16, 2005

semi-player

A guy who is capable of getting plenty of women, but every once in a while gets involved in a long relationship.

I think Ethan likes to have fun with women, but every so often he'll get tied down, so he's a semi-player.

by SuperSingleton December 24, 2009

semi-colonoscopy

Examining and editing text for the overuse of semi-colons.

His writing was concise; it was lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It required a semi-colonoscopy.

by cabot wonder June 17, 2010

Semi-Decent

Semi meaning half of, decent meaning kind of good. Two words formed to make a compound word, being semi-decent. Half of pretty good.

That girl over there looks semi-decent.
I would make a semi-decent skater.

by Chris Ekstrom. October 29, 2004