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Seed Whisperer

1. One who has a passion, luck, or is excessively skilled with the cultivation of marijuana. This title is used for those who are truly skilled in growing weed (not for any casual grower) due to the many aspects which make marijuana growing a skill.

2. Can also be used for a grower who successfully grows weed under circumstances in which others would most likely fail.
1. Dude, you've got to try out this weed. I got it from a Seed Whisperer!

2. Hey, I heard Eddy harvested 5 pounds off one plant. He must be a Seed Whisperer.

3. (At high school)
Guy 1: Dude! Greg grew 7 plants all 5 feet tall in his room in his tiny house without his parents noticing!
Guy 2: Damn kid's a Seed Whisperer.
by the seed whisperer February 22, 2011
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Huck Seed

- Showing total and utter disregard for any type of emotion.
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Wife: "I've cheated on you with your best friend"
Husband: "ok."

WOW that guy just 'Huck Seeded' her.

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Lawyer: "I'm very sorry but you've lost everything you own."

Person: " Cool!! "

Lawyer: " If you give me your concentration for 5 minutes we can try and get it back, I know how!!!!! "

* Person keeps a straight face, gets up and walks out the building. "

Lawyer " WTF!! Did that guy just huck seed me?? "
by DTD-Buddeh October 2, 2011
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all juice no seeds

The term used when a man has had a vasectomy.
Her: "I don't want to get pregnant..."
Him: "Don't worry, I'm all juice no seeds baby."
by REB65 November 1, 2013
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seed-peen

one who likes to seed a lot on torrents till they have a high enough ratio on a torrent.
Mr-O : hey look at how much ive uploaded on these torrents
Mr-J : Dude you have uploaded a lot on them torrents.....
Mr-J : YOU HAVE ONE MASSIVE SEED-PEEN !!!!!
by MR-J April 30, 2010
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Seedbombing

When multiple guys drop "seed" or semen on a female. It can either be a planned event or spontaneous.
Rick: "Tyler, when is the seedbombing taking place this weekend at your mom's house?"
Tyler: "Go to Hell! Also she would like to know what you and the guys want to eat afterwards."
Rick: "Spaghetti. What a nice lady?!"
by b0bby_k July 21, 2016
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Seedless Date

it's when you have a date with girl and you don't get laid ( can't plant your seed inside of here ) or you get laid and wore a condom which results in a seedless date
Cody Ko: last night i had a date with a girl but it was a seedless date
by Rgabor September 13, 2017
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Seyed Ghazi Hosseini

by urban1115 December 27, 2019
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