National give Ryan your social security number day

The title say it

It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!

by Ronald Warner October 18, 2020

Security Auchindoun

The superior overlord of the alliance Auction House on Auchindoun server on the new hit game World of WarCraft. her prices are outrageous and she preys on innocent welfare dependents who do not like to farm their own shiz. she is hated by the poor and a hero to the rich.

Welfare dependents price for copper bar: 10 gold
Security Auchindoun price for copper bar: 119gold

by alil birdie named GASH October 18, 2011

Securitard

A security guard.

Look at that securitard harass those kids.

by GoDawwgs January 12, 2009

Secure The Bag

A phrase made popular during the Yang 2020 campaign featuring the 46th President of the United States, Andrew Yang.

Person 1: Damn, I'm so broke I can't even afford a bag of flaming hot Cheethos
Person 2: Hey dawg, you ever heard of Andrew Yang? He wants to give us all $1,000 per month. Then, we can all afford flaming hot Cheetohs.

Person 1: Hell yea man! Yang 2020!
Person 2: Let's focus on the money and Secure The Bag my brother.

by BagBoi April 3, 2019

homeland security seagulls

n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.

"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

secure

1. To fasten, or hold down

2. To protect

1. I like my hands secured to the bed durring sex

2. Secure the fort!

by shane February 13, 2004

Secular theocracy

A purposely oxymoronic term for a doctrine or belief that includes no deity, yet seeks to censure non-believers in authoritarian ways similar to fundamentalist religious codes: inhibition, prohibition, penalties, physical punishment, signal-jamming, civil disruption, rough or violent confrontation.

When those demonstrators against genetically modified kitty chow were rioting blocking traffic and torching boxes of cat food, it was another victory for secular theocracy.

by Manabozhocoyote March 4, 2017