by Will October 2, 2003
Get the scalable mug.Person who needs to stop procrastinating and complaining about his English teacher and finish his damn essays.
Dang, that Matt Scalf needs to stop procrastinating and complaining about his English teacher and finish his damn essays.
by MakeMeASandwich! February 9, 2010
Get the Matt Scalf mug.The measure of how intense your poop is after eating Mexican food. Based on the Fujita Scale (F-Scale) used to measure a tornado's intensity.
F0: Unaffected
F1: Little worse than usual
F2: Burns a little, not too bad
F3: Intense burning, but only one round
F4: Intense burning with multiple battles with the toilet
F5: Insane burning, seems like it will never end, nowhere near solid, soaks through the toilet paper, has you screaming and wishing the toilet had handlebars and cool air jets
F0: Unaffected
F1: Little worse than usual
F2: Burns a little, not too bad
F3: Intense burning, but only one round
F4: Intense burning with multiple battles with the toilet
F5: Insane burning, seems like it will never end, nowhere near solid, soaks through the toilet paper, has you screaming and wishing the toilet had handlebars and cool air jets
I won't be able to make the party to tonight because we got Mexican food for lunch, I'm at an F5 on the fajita scale and won't be leaving home any time soon.
by ajm26 October 4, 2013
Get the fajita scale mug.A scale for rating girls' attractiveness that is less subjective than the traditional 1-10 scale. Referred to as the diamond scale because there are very few on the extremes and the vast majority in the center. Scale runs 1-5, from best to worst.
1= Unrealistically hot. Top .0001% of girls. Pretty much restricted to top-tier celebrities, not a term you can just throw around. You see only a handful of these in your lifetime.
2= Extemely attractive. No significant flaws, and close to universally desired. Top 1-2% of girls.
3- = Basically the girl in a group that is clearly more attractive than the others. Anyone definitely referred to as "hot", someone that people would go out of their way to get with. About 15-20% of girls.
3 = 60-70% of girls. All decent, but nothing out of the ordinary. Realistically, they're not really significantly better or worse than each other.
3+ = Not your first choice, but you'd go for it if inebriated or desperate. Most butterfaces fall into this category, except for a few that might climb into the 3 range. About as common as 3-'s.
4= Distinctly unattractive. Someone you would get made fun of at length and universally for getting with. Roughly as common as 2's.
5= Horrendous. You see these only very rarely, about as much as 1's. These go beyond the realm of "typical ugly", and usually require deformities or other highly unusual issues with their appearance.
1= Unrealistically hot. Top .0001% of girls. Pretty much restricted to top-tier celebrities, not a term you can just throw around. You see only a handful of these in your lifetime.
2= Extemely attractive. No significant flaws, and close to universally desired. Top 1-2% of girls.
3- = Basically the girl in a group that is clearly more attractive than the others. Anyone definitely referred to as "hot", someone that people would go out of their way to get with. About 15-20% of girls.
3 = 60-70% of girls. All decent, but nothing out of the ordinary. Realistically, they're not really significantly better or worse than each other.
3+ = Not your first choice, but you'd go for it if inebriated or desperate. Most butterfaces fall into this category, except for a few that might climb into the 3 range. About as common as 3-'s.
4= Distinctly unattractive. Someone you would get made fun of at length and universally for getting with. Roughly as common as 2's.
5= Horrendous. You see these only very rarely, about as much as 1's. These go beyond the realm of "typical ugly", and usually require deformities or other highly unusual issues with their appearance.
"Dude, that chick over there. Diamond scale."
"2."
"No way, just a 3-. You don't just hand out 2's."
"True. 3-. Her friends are all 3's. Except for the butterface on the end, that's a 3+."
"Man, he got so drunk he actually got with that girl..."
"You've got to be kidding. She's a total 4."
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha"
"2."
"No way, just a 3-. You don't just hand out 2's."
"True. 3-. Her friends are all 3's. Except for the butterface on the end, that's a 3+."
"Man, he got so drunk he actually got with that girl..."
"You've got to be kidding. She's a total 4."
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha"
by diamondscaleftw October 31, 2011
Get the Diamond Scale mug.Hot crazy-Scale as it is famous from "How I met your mother", a girl can be crazy as long as she is equally hot.
Mark: so what's with that girl Donna you've dated last night?
Barney: Man she playing ping pong on that hot crazy scale! she gave me head under the table then stabbed me with a fork.
Barney: Man she playing ping pong on that hot crazy scale! she gave me head under the table then stabbed me with a fork.
by Rols Rois May 6, 2008
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Get the Fish scale mug.Playing Halo, Right Next To Each Other
Nerd 1-BOOM HEAD SHOT
Nerd 2-WTF? Your Scalking!
Nerd 1-Na-Uh!
Nerd 2-Im Gonna Scalk You Now!
EpicFail Cycle!
Nerd 1-BOOM HEAD SHOT
Nerd 2-WTF? Your Scalking!
Nerd 1-Na-Uh!
Nerd 2-Im Gonna Scalk You Now!
EpicFail Cycle!
by enVy VNCE March 24, 2009
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