scroteshield

Generally utilized at a bonfire where you happen to be nude and the heat from the fire is too hot to bear, so you pull up the scrotum to protect the penis from the heat.

The heat from the flame was just too much, so Jon had to equip his scroteshield

by Opeth79 August 4, 2006

Scrotscratcher

A scrotscratcher is one of those annoying cunts that without warning starts scratching their bollocks. Sudden and violent sractching is often a sign of std's such as herpes.

This will generally mean that the subject that is scratching his nuts will either be a dity stop out thats sleeps with any slag or his wife / girlfriend is the local bike.

Vicar, dont be such a dirty fucking whore shagging scrotscratcher.

by Terry T November 29, 2006

scrotum sanchez

A guy/girl that is a supreme douchebag.

that dude is such a scrotum sanchez.

by jmwills718 February 23, 2009

Scrotum chin

When an unshaved chin has the features of a scrotum.

My PE teacher has an unshaved scrotum chin.

by Frank Palace November 22, 2011

Scrotumbugs

The perceived or real sensation of bugs of the scrotal region. An exclamation used to denote irritation at the present state of affairs

"Oh, scrotumbugs!"

by DrCPsyUK January 19, 2014

Scrotumitis

Being slid, in a manner in which the scrotum is caught underneath the buttocks.

A nurse caused scrotumitis to a male patient, while maneuvering them to the edge of a bed to help them up.

by StPatricksDay May 12, 2018

Scrotum Cookies

When someone shoves a cookie down their pants and on their peepee and butt crack.

When you finna shove that cookie up yo ass
After i throw another nerf shit at it then I’ll make some scrotum cookies

by ScrotumCookie September 18, 2019