When you are having vaginal sex and as soon as the female starts screaming you splatter paint of all colors on her body
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Shopping on the internet without the intention of purchasing items.
Term used for "window shopping" on the internet.
Term used for "window shopping" on the internet.
by Jenny J July 10, 2004
Get the screen shopping mug.Started as a typo long ago on an obscure mailing list, the 'scree-fise' have developed into a modern myth.
Scree-fise are an invading alien race. To survive, they need certain human body parts, most notably, kidneys and eyes. Corpses are often found missing these body parts.
Scree-fise reproduce by laying a parasite into a host, which takes over the host and turns it into an adult scree-fise. This takes time, however; within one month, the parasite can be removed by simply kicking the parasite sharply. After one month but before three months, the parasite may be removed with surgery, and with lasting side-effects similar to Type I diabetes. The parasite is unremovable after three months.
Scree-fise also have a 'lig form, which is a eight-full tall killing machine with a mouth full of razor sharp teeth. It is believed that changing from normal adult to 'lig form is irreversable; other forms (such as piscine or centipedal) are rumored but not confirmed.
Scree-fise biology is suspectable to an indiverse number of acids and other compounds; luckily, these are concentrated in a good strong mango tea. In fact, if frequently drunk, the scree-fise will not be interested in you as a victim, for it makes your system dangerous for consumption or egg laying.
Unfortunately for humanity, the Scree-Fise have had enough time to insinuate theirselves in positions of power, such as CEOs of media corporations and political bigwigs. They are using this to hide the fact of their existance, and their movements are for now unknown to humanity at large.
Scree-fise have also been featured in Omlevex Comics.
Scree-fise are an invading alien race. To survive, they need certain human body parts, most notably, kidneys and eyes. Corpses are often found missing these body parts.
Scree-fise reproduce by laying a parasite into a host, which takes over the host and turns it into an adult scree-fise. This takes time, however; within one month, the parasite can be removed by simply kicking the parasite sharply. After one month but before three months, the parasite may be removed with surgery, and with lasting side-effects similar to Type I diabetes. The parasite is unremovable after three months.
Scree-fise also have a 'lig form, which is a eight-full tall killing machine with a mouth full of razor sharp teeth. It is believed that changing from normal adult to 'lig form is irreversable; other forms (such as piscine or centipedal) are rumored but not confirmed.
Scree-fise biology is suspectable to an indiverse number of acids and other compounds; luckily, these are concentrated in a good strong mango tea. In fact, if frequently drunk, the scree-fise will not be interested in you as a victim, for it makes your system dangerous for consumption or egg laying.
Unfortunately for humanity, the Scree-Fise have had enough time to insinuate theirselves in positions of power, such as CEOs of media corporations and political bigwigs. They are using this to hide the fact of their existance, and their movements are for now unknown to humanity at large.
Scree-fise have also been featured in Omlevex Comics.
by Shanya Almafeta November 17, 2004
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man1:"how that pizza bro?"
man2:"shut the fuck im screemin scrammin"
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"hey steph what are you doing today?"
"totally screemin scrammin right now"
man1:"how that pizza bro?"
man2:"shut the fuck im screemin scrammin"
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"hey steph what are you doing today?"
"totally screemin scrammin right now"
by DashingMeeK February 1, 2008
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by HEYYYYPATTTT September 16, 2010
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