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scrambled

The mixed feeling of being drunk and high
After that pitcher of beer at the bowling alley and hot boxing my friend's car I was feeling pretty scrambled.
by Teddy and Panda Co. January 14, 2009
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scram

A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.
by M1nt August 3, 2006
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Brain Scrambler

When you penetrate someone's ear with you wang and it goes out the other side, and that leaves the victim cross-eyed.
Stacy has to permanently look at her nose since I gave her a Brain Scrambler.
by Butch Setiah October 14, 2004
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Scrambler

An attractive individual that interrupts a person’s train of thought, speech, and/or movement when noticed.

- Level 1: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention, but with no noticeable interruption to thought, speech, and/or movement.
- Level 2: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are momentarily interrupted. The victim is ultimately able to return to the previous state.
- Level 3: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are permanently interrupted. The victim is not able to return to the previous state.
Chad was hit by a Level 3 Scrambler in the break room and completely forgot what we were talking about.
by N_00 August 18, 2015
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morning scrambler

The act of defecating on someone's George Foreman Grill for them to find in horror.
The girl was a fucking bitch, so I made her a morning scrambler, it'll be a breakfast she'll never forget!
by TeamPrank September 14, 2009
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scaramouche

scaramouche is the sexiest fatui harbinger. hes so hot when you see him you cum on the spot. this man can look both submissive and breedable and dominant and infertile at the same time. the second you lay yours eyes on him you will never see anyone hotter ever again. his voice doesn't dissapoint either
Scaramouche can use me as a condom if he wants to - cum in me then throw me away.

If Scaramouche slapped me I would apologize for getting his hand dirty.
by scaramouches dickwarmer November 22, 2021
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Scaramouche

The most attractive character from Genshin Impact, a hit chinese gacha game released in 2021
George: scaramouche is hot
Frank: ikr
by thekingofallscarabs January 19, 2022
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