Sloppy Scooter

Fucking your partner in the pussy and ass simultaneously. Alternating between vagina and ass with each stroke.

Bro I was coked the fuck out last night and fucking gave that J town slut a Sloppy Scooter. The little sloot loved it, she said she came 18 times.

by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020

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Gravy Scooter

A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.

I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.

Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.

My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.

by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020

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CHICKEN SCOOTER

When a guy puts it in her ass then her pussy without a condom on.

Yeah Tom is chicken scooter, he bragged about it last night!"

by Chickenscooterkid449 April 5, 2022

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Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

The height of human evolution

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.

by professional gangster October 21, 2020

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Scooter Braun

The person that stole Taylor Swift's music so she created (Taylor's Version).

Swiftie: Scooter Braun's death will satisfy me.
Person 2: You're sick
Swiftie: Incorrect *proceeds to beat the crap out of Person 2 in the name of Taylor Alison Swift*

by swiftie13 <3 July 12, 2023

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