solomon schechter

Solomon Schechter is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for rich bratty Jewish kids, where the only thing worse than the girl drama is the school's administration. Many of the boys don't understand basic hygiene I don't know if they have even discovered deodorant. Some of the girls apply a whole bottle of perfume every. single. fucking. day. leaving the locker room smelling like body odor and gross perfume. Half of he guys dress like highlightrs. Some of the teachers are extreemly bipolar, to such an extent that eating one too many snacks can push some past their breaking point. If you want to torture your kids, send them here. Schechter makes even Edgewood Middle School seem like a nice place to send your kids.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Solomon Schechter."
Person 1: " Ew!"

by LyfeIsABitch November 25, 2019

poliitical schadenfreude

The pleasure experienced when a member of an opposed political party is experiencing embarassment or disfunction.

The Lewinsky affair generated much political schadenfreude within the G.O.P.

by Duckbutt January 1, 2004

schadenessen

Similar to schadenfreude (shameful joy or pleasure at another's misfortune - German), schadenessen is shameful eating, or eating in an embarrassing way best kept hidden from view. Also can mean guilty eating.

Eating a messy sandwich out of public view to hide embarrassment is schadenessen, or eating take away (take-out) food in a restaurant car park (parking lot) is schadenessen.

I'm off to commit some schadenessen in the vestibule...

by Peter Murphy nee Denton June 25, 2008

Scheduler

Chubby middle age goober, easily irritated usually from Philly, also referred to as scheduling dickhead, prick, homo, ect. Sexually frustrated and some times happy go lucky guy.

That scheduling dickhead have me working late on my Friday.

by COLD BLUE STEEL November 20, 2004

schad

To be awesome, totally sweet.

These tacos are totally Schad

by mr. define October 16, 2008

Schadimo Bay

Schadimo Bay is better known as the SK+G Advertising agency in Las Vegas. Well known for 14 hour days, very low wages and a super bitchy HR department. They are extremely top heavy in management, usually a 2to1 ratio of managers to workers. SK+G has lots of directors of made-up departments and has the queen of incompetence Ellen Curtis running the show.

Please help, I am stuck in Schadimo Bay and am not allowed to speak or be given any type of freedom to look for a new job, all my actions are monitored while at work.

by Eric Stein SK+G June 25, 2008

Schadenfarve

Pleasure derived from the misfortune of Brett Farve.

David felt undeniable Schadenfarve not because of the Viking's last minute collapse, but from the ensuing Wrangler's jeans commercial.

by saltzie December 29, 2009