schmojito

mojito for a schmo

Bartender: What can I get you?
Dork: I'll have what that schmo overthere is having
Bartender: One schmojito coming up

by jecmez September 7, 2009

schmo bagel

term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly

Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?

by Joy Schmoe December 7, 2010

Schmobie

An air pocket in a sheet or mat, due to imperfection in the layout of the fabric.

Toby tripped on a Schmobie the other day in practice.

by Schmobie himself! August 16, 2011

scemi

An involuntary semi caused by a scary situation.

I got a scemi when you made me jump!

by RabbitH September 12, 2018

SCAMOUFLAGE

On 10/5/2020
A channel known as

"2ND FLOOR BASEMENT" found on YouTube, ODYSEE, and BitChute Platforms
coined this as a Portmanteau Word, and

Established a definition for it.
It can be seen within a short video

On the 2NDFLB Channel, Titled

"📝• NEW WORD ESTABLISHMENT •📜• : "SCAMOUFLAGE" ‐ & SIGN SHOWCASE □".

THE TV SCREEN YOU'RE READING THIS ON RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW IS OBVIOUSLY SCAMOUFLAGE 😈 -ABLE.

by RANDOM SCAMOUFLAGER November 10, 2020

scemer

A hacker cat

Stop trying to be a scemer

by Trextoggled on u January 19, 2022

schmogin

another word for vape or a cover up/code name

hey man wanna go hit the schmogin in the bathroom

by montreze gastile February 25, 2022