socialist scarf

A rag worn by the all-knowing members of ISO (International Socialist Organization) usually red checker-type pattern, sometimes black. It's actually called a keffiyeh but who the fuck cares what it's called? You look like a badass rebel!!!

Ken: Yo Pete, what is that thing strangling you?
Pete: Oh that? It's my new socialist scarf!
Ken" Gee Pete! I didn't realize you were cool enough to be apart of such a beautiful and meaningful display of personal beliefs!
Passerbyer:WTF mates?

by orvilleredenbacher April 11, 2009

doggy scarf

a scarf put on a doggy,

"dude look at the dog, i put a scarf on him .... now he has a doggy scarf"

doesnt he look cute

by kregg December 25, 2004

kitty scarf

a scarf put on a kitty.. used when kittys get cold

also see a doggy scarf

PERSON 1: hey pussy, you cold?

ADORA-KITTY:yes

PERSON1: go get a kitty scarf!

by craigums December 6, 2005

Skin Scarf

When a person's neck fat is so much that it appears they are wearing a scarf of skin

"Did you see the neck on that tubby hooker? Looks like she's wearing a skin scarf"

by kocksneeze October 18, 2009

twat scarf

a descrpition of type of winter scarf worn by someone indoors or worn with a T Shirt.

Look at that idiot in his twat scarf.

by rbtr December 17, 2009

meat scarf

When one's chin simultaneously connects to their neck causing one big flab of skin with no definition between the two.
aka: chin to neck disease

I lost my candy in the folds of my meat scarf.

by Oh wise Chica June 2, 2011

Varsity Scarf

The use of a jumper worn around the neck and over the shoulders as popularised by the middle-class and the french

"Some loser came into the pub today wearing a varsity scarf."

by Rob Darbyshire March 30, 2009