Samwich

A shy, awkward, petite girl named Sam who doesn’t know any better. She’s called Samwich bcuz y not my dude. Samwich is usually a smal gorl for her age and abnormally skinny. She loves going to the movies with peoples and is secretly a unicorn fox. She may like u one sec then break yo nose another sec if u give her bad impression. She’s weird and looks like a geek but it’s oki my dude. She will fall asleep at yo house if you let her lay on yo floor, she can fall asleep easily. Very good at slithering down like a snake at the movies bcuz she has no fackin clue of what goes on. She also fackin loves unicorns, and she’s also a fox but shhh..

Yo hoes it’s not Sam anymore, It’s Samwich ;)

by santafoxtoo November 27, 2018

Ice Cream Samwhich

While having sex, you take a shit on the girls chest area, then cum on top of the shit, and then take a shit on top of the cum. Then smoosh it in, Thus making it look like a ice cream samwhich.

Person 1: "Whats that smell?"

Person2: "Sorry I had an ice cream samwhich"

by Steven McTowlie November 15, 2009

samw

A term used when your gay and forget how to spell.

Friend: Dude ima just straight up quit life.exe

Me: Samw bro samw

by I_want_pizza October 29, 2020

Samwidge

How uneducated plebs say the word "sandwich"

"Hey, can you make me a samwidge?"
"No but I can make you a sand-wich..."

by Geralt the White Wolf March 13, 2020

samwhich

Frank Zulferino's way to say sandwich

You want a samwhich?

Can u get me a egg sammy.

by Frank Zulferino July 7, 2014

SAMwow

a nickname given to guys on xbox you thought were just a guy joking around until he you figure he has a booter and hits you offline, A.K.A "wow" you.

I was playing xbox with my friend Hizzle then a SAMwow hit my friend Hizzle offline when I was playing HALO.

by LeRza June 6, 2011

Samwedge

To put a Sam (male/female)into the middle of 2 other people(sexual/ non sexual)

"Man I had a samwedge last night it was gross shes so nasty and the other guy got more then me!"

by OSSIM MAN587 May 13, 2009