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Ice Cream Samwhich 

While having sex, you take a shit on the girls chest area, then cum on top of the shit, and then take a shit on top of the cum. Then smoosh it in, Thus making it look like a ice cream samwhich.
Person 1: "Whats that smell?"

Person2: "Sorry I had an ice cream samwhich"
Ice Cream Samwhich by Steven McTowlie November 15, 2009
Alternate way of saying Sandwich, however unlike a "Sandwich", which can mean anything that is placed in-between cooked dough, such as rolls,(ice cream sandwich, Submarine Sandwich, or even the burger), "Samwich" is distinct in that it refers to a sandwich that is made with "at least two slices of bread" often with cold meat; sometimes with lettuce, tomato, and/or cheese.

Though it uses sliced bread it is not always white bread, and can include whole grain or wheat.The bread can be coated with any condiments to enhance flavor& texture, and eaten with or without the crust. Samwiches are a popular lunch food, typically taken to work, school, or picnics as a packed lunch.

Not to be confused with "Samich", an alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'; or "sandwich wrap" which is made with flatbread. Or a manwich which is a Sloppy joe 'burger'.
The Iconic "Ham samwich"
Peanut butter & jelly samwich
Bologna samwich
Roast beef samwich
Club samwich,
Cucumber samwich
Toasted or grilled cheese samwich
English Samwich,
Tuna samwich
and sometimes Egg salad samwich(if it uses sliced bread)
Samwich by Sotesf November 10, 2013
I am eating a sandwich made of peanut butter and jelly. But, not a samwich.
Samwich by Big Bob Guy December 29, 2016

Samwich [sandwich] [food]

The American pronounciation of the word 'sandwich' originating form the western state of Washington.
Biggie: Hey, can you go get me a samwich?

Angry Italian: Samwich? Ess thare an 'M' in the American pronounciation of the ward sandwich?

Biggie: What?

penis butter samwich 

When a guy ejaculates into a girls held-together thighs with the head of his dick nestled between her legs, instead of jizzing in her vagina or upon her stomach.
Hey what happened last night?
Man we ran out of condoms so i just gave her a penis butter samwich.
penis butter samwich by 82BU November 3, 2015
1) When a man (preferably named Sam) stands in between two girls and puts his arms around them

2) When a man (preferably named Sam) stick his meat in between a girl's buns
Whenever Sam went to the club he'd always make himself a samwich. Later he'd take it back to his house and make another hotter samwich.
Samwich by Grssman March 7, 2010
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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