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Salad Tossing 

"Salad tossing" is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true salad tossing enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Salad tossing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.

For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
Example: I love my new girlfriend so much, I'm adding salad tossing to our plans for tonight.

salad rock 

Genre of music best described as a mix of everything

As made famous by Southern California based band King Shelter
"Man I dig this song, it's like a combo of surf/indie/grunge/pop.... It's salad rock"
salad rock by Music245 November 30, 2015

Salad Skate 

To skate without a helmet (most likely in warmup or practice) with the soul purpose of showing off your sick hockey flow(or salad). In the tight knit hockey world, letting your locks flow is a sacred hockey player ritual - a rite of passage for the true hockey beauty.
Think I should go for a salad skate in Warmup?
yeah show the flow, lots of hot chicks out their!
Salad Skate by Royal14 April 24, 2011

Salad Fingers 

A movie known best on newgrounds.com, adored by the masses for its strange and sick atmosphere. It features Salad Fingers and his friends in a peculiar world created in both his fantasy and weird reality. David Firth, its creator, is literally the Ernest Hemingway of Flash, and yes, kung-fu, kick ass... whatever, kids are really shallow. Joe bastard, the only way you know everything about Salad Fingers is by watching every episode, and Van Halen wears spandex. A bit suspicious, no?
"I like it when the red water comes out."
"Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo."
"It seems nettles have made the milk come out of my teat."
"I say, Milford Cubicle, would you like a warm glass of milk?"

Salad Fingers would pwn every bit of competition if entered in the Cannes film festival, I'll place money on it.

salad fingers 

Possibly the most disturbing "person"/cartoon i have ever watched, but at the same time, really cool. He lives in a post apocalyptic type world with a tim burton feel to it. he is mentally insane and probably is a schizophrenic. he enjoys rubbing himself with nettles, making himself bleed, and rusty objects, like rusty spoons, a rusty kettle, and the rusty bars of a cage. his only "friends" are his finger puppets and the hairs he finds in the hairs he finds in a panic room or somthing. the only living things he has ever met are a boy who has rusty spoons in his house, a girl who is the only other person to talk instead of scream, a boy that climbs into salad finger's oven to get a fish but the oven closes and kills the kid, a guy who tries to get into salad finger's house by banging his head against the door but kills himself, and a "boy" with stitches and an indent in his head who kidnaps salad fingers. he had a brother kenneth who probably died in the great war, but saladfingers finds half of a corpse when he is digging and thinks it is kenneth. he also finds a toy horse which he pretends to ride on. in his house there is a radio that he listens to a night so he can listen to the great war. for some reason it talks and asks salad fingers to give back the hairs he found.
salad fingers: "hubert cumberdale, fancy seeing you here."
(hubert cumberdale makes that loud shrieking sound and walks away).
salad fingers by Just Shut Up February 4, 2009

Salad Shooter 

Alcohol ingested by tossing the salad of a partner who has had a jello shot injected into their rectum.

*See toss salad.
Mason gave me my first chocolate salad shooter last night. It was tart and sticky, but I got drunk as shit.