Alt-Straight

A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )

A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.

"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."

"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."

by BatmanIsAlive January 5, 2019

straight busta

When your friendly homosapien gang member from Grove Street tries to tell you how much of a fuck up you are.

Same Old CJ! Busta, Straight BUSTA!

by dumcumpster March 6, 2018

straight tiktok

When the only thing on your for you page is max dressler, lil huddy and the hype house. Basically it means that your tiktok for you page is boring and probably so are you.

"I hate starting a new tiktok account because the only thing i see is straight tiktok."

by main_character May 15, 2020

Too Straight

The highest level of straightness surpassing even ultra straight . Very few people are know to be Too straight . You can say anything sus and remain Too straight until you commit an act of severe gayness that will result in you becoming supper gay.

Andrew called Mason a dike but his comment is invalid because Mason holds the title of Too Straight

by Sage Chaplin March 15, 2021

straight ballin

Livin day to day. Down today, up tomorrow. Spending ridiculous today, not worried about tomorrow. Whatever you ridin, you riding it hard. Wippin it hard. Going all out in a budget. Balling on a budget. Finding ways, using all resources to get money. Striving for a million stayin motivated. That's Str8 Ballin

I just got paid today, and I'm straight ballin

by Still gettin money December 3, 2015

Straight tiktok

Straight tiktok is mostly hypehouse, dances, and povs. It is very boring and If you are on straight tiktok you a probably boring. (You can be straight and not be on straight tiktok.)

Person 1: "Mom, dad, lets get one thing straight, I murdered the family dog."
Person 2: "What's that from."
Person 1: you're on straight tiktok.

by historonay May 26, 2020

straight tiktok

A name to categorize bland, unfunny, boring, and uninteresting videos on the video-sharing platform TikTok. (Does not necessarily correlate with one’s sexuality)

I think Molly is on straight TikTok. Her for-you page is a bunch of shirtless teenage boys dancing.

by IAmHelloForU June 4, 2020