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Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart a bad actress who should not even have become an actress at all, Man looking and is a pot-head. She has acted in movies like Twilight and Catch a Kid which I think are 2 of the worst movies ever made.
Name one Actress that smokes weed?

Oh, I got it Kristen Stewart.

Good One!
by MotoDef204 June 28, 2010
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Rod Stewart

Stupendously successful singer who has dabbled in different musical styles which means that everybody could find at least one song by him that they like.

Enjoys shagging leggy blondes and driving fast cars. He is both a gentleman and a joker which means that both blokes and girls like him.

It has been confirmed by several ex-girlfriends that he has a large penis.

He is very charismatic and charming so that girls fall for him even if they didn't like him before.

Possesses inexplicable ability to wear loud colours, animal prints and tartan and look good in all of them.
"If looks could kill, then one glance from Rod Stewart could impregnate you."
by Fender-Strat September 5, 2011
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Stewart

Stewart is a kind and caring person who takes pride in his friends, he is often seen charming the ladies with his cheeky grin and showing off with his bulging muscles and well toned body. Stewart is a good lover and really knows what woman want, he gives them the experience of their life due to his well endowed equipment and understanding of females. once a female falls for a stewart its impossible to let go or forget!
I want to know a Stewart.

Thats a beautiful Stewart.

Look at the Muscles on that Stewart.
by MasterChild8767 June 18, 2011
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kevin stewart

pimple poluted forehead no one likes the guy
hey want to invite kevin stewart to the party no he is super dumb
by fat black baby June 6, 2017
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Jesse Stewart

Jesse 'THICC BOI CANADIAN MAN' Stewart is a very sexy man and could steal your girl or guy with just a lick of his maple syrup. He has meaty thicc calves that makes all boys and girls hard. YOU HEARD ME DAMN STRAIGHT AND ALL THE GIRLS MOTHERFUCKER.
by Anonymous [767] August 24, 2020
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Wee Jackie Stewart

To have particulary small eyes, or other bodily feature.
Ma bird was pure ragin at me cause a telt her she had Wee Jackie Stewart tits
by uncle rusty face December 13, 2008
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Jon Stewart

Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, Jon Stewart took over The Daily Show in 1999 and has since recieved several Emmys. Stewart hosts the fake news show with correspondents Ed Helms, Rob Corddry, and Dan Bakkedahl, who are comic geniuses in and of themselves. Jon lives in NYC with his wife and son.
"Thanks for watching, I'm Jon Stewart. Here it is - your Moment of Zen."
by HeatherLovesCorddry December 28, 2005
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