Knee steer

When you use your *knee* to *steer* the steering wheel of a car

Used mostly when you have better things to do with your hands than to turn the wheels of your car.

Handy for eating, changing CD:s, putting on makeup etc..
Also great for air guitaring those awesome solos!

P1: So i was driving home from work the other day and the radio started playing Freebird!
P2: So what you did?!?
P1: No sweat. I just knee steered for 5 minutes.

by B0hem July 28, 2010

wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

by Ellis September 9, 2010

golden steamer

result when you combine the Cleveland Steamer and golden shower. Drop a log on the chest and then pee all over it.

"My girl asked me for a golden steamer, so I dropped a log between her tits and hosed it down!"

by sanchez45 April 13, 2013

Bleeding Steamer

When a female places a piece of saran wrap over your mouth and drops a duece on it, then removes her full tampon and lets the blood run over the shit. In Canada this is also know as a "Brent Dewinter"

This ho last night gave me my first bleeding steamer, it was awesome!! I looked like the Joker ate a klondike bar!!

by Zach Hammer August 1, 2013

Thunderhead Steamer

When taking a shower in the locker room while another person is simultaneously dropping a hot and smelly deuce in a nearby stall. The steam of the shower and the stench of the poop combine to engulf you in a thick, warm turd fog from which there is no escape.

Mike was taking a shower after practice while Joe was taking an enormous dump nearby. The combination created a nearly lethal Thunderhead Steamer.

by why me? August 25, 2013

chilean steamer

What a drunk guy gives to another passed out drunk. He squats and takes a shit on his face.

Drunk guy from Chile is filmed shitting on the face of a passed out drunk. Gives him the good old Chilean steamer.

by Mothkiller October 15, 2013

venezuelan steamer

Is when a large group of men and women convene in a pool and defocate uncontrollably.

Person 1: Hey man, that party was pretty crazy last night.

Person 2: Totally man, especially when Kevin and Jenny started that Venezuelan Steamer in the pool.

by ThunderHobbit January 22, 2014