Special Forces Mesa 

A Medcom Soldier who goes to sfas completely over weight out of shape and doesnt even make to the start of the course, and claims all the while that he was just going for the experience just to deflect from his total and abject failure. I.E. Epic Fail

See also: Spanish Table

spanish table medic palmer retarded fish frog special forces mesa

Special Forces Mesa by The Medic68w January 23, 2010

Special Leave

Generic term used within many administrative sections of UK public sector to excuse/justify/advocate frivolous waste of public funds through unnecessary staff absence, and expense claims. Can cover various pursuits including, but must adhere to following: (1. Must NOT conclude with beneficial outcomes for funding body (the public), 2. Must offer opportunities to waste public money through paid absence, and unnecessary expense claims, 3. Must be so ludicrous in their inception to rile and annoy other tax payers.). Funding for special leave is regarded as a higher priority than employment, and as such is not affected even in austere times and redundancies.

Example of use: "hey, you hear about half of the department being made redundant last week? I only heard about it when I submitted my expense form for last week's special leave - we went skiing. Yeah it's so unfair all those redundancies - I blame the banks."

Special Leave by cf_phil November 14, 2013

Special Kind of Special 

1. A person who seems slow or stupid at times without actually being mentally retarded.

2. Something that is considered sub-par or lower-than-average poor quality.

"Have you met my new girlfriend? I think she's kind of special."
"Dude, your new girlfriend is a Special Kind of Special."

"Have you seen how people drive around here? It's a special kind of special!"

Special Kind of Special by Bricksgirl June 27, 2014

Special Erection 

When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room

Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy

Special Erection by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019

Special K Chocolate 

One of the greatest breakfast cereals to hit the stores in a long time.
It's the perfect thing to snack on late at night, or in the middle of the day, or whenever you just get the munchies.

Special K is usually portrayed as a womens only cereal but hey, it can be for dudes too! Special K Chocolate is sooo damn good!

Special K Chocolate by The K. Funk April 6, 2010

Special K Chocolate 

the greatest food, in the history of mankind. very popular among overweight spanish teachers.

i got mah Special K Chocolate.

Special K Chocolate by mEtal0796 May 29, 2009

special ed

the class i was in. I struggled real hard and made it out okay. I dont like when people make fun of us. We just are a little slower on learning things.

I was in specialed ed. Special ed.

special ed by s. vitale September 18, 2007