spontaneous mammary spillage

The unintentional or conspicuous exposure of a breast or part of a breast, typically from clothing that is too loose, low-cut, or otherwise revealing, is often used humorously or euphemistically.

Right now she is mortified because of an incident involving spontaneous mammary spillage.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 29, 2025

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spontaneous green day disorder

Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".

Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*

by lil biden May 2, 2022

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Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.

Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.

by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022

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calculatedly spontaneous

Being spontaneous in a calculated way. People who are calculatedly spontaneous have an ability to balance their own personality with themselves; linked with Many Personality Unorder.

When asked about his personality, John Doe just said "calculatedly spontaneous."

by Not Ericc January 29, 2020

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