spammercial

newfound television commercials claiming to award ringtones, wallpapers, screensavers, or cash prizes to whoever texts the magic word to "1234"; the equivalent of TV spam, pop-ups, etc.

TV: TEXT "VAGINA" to "1369" NOW to get a stylish new "ROBOT, SHARK, GORILLA THREESOME" cell phone wallpaper NOW!

VIEWER: 'Tis a spammercial if I ever saw one.

by jaa9270 December 30, 2008

spamkrieg

A play on the German attack strategy blitzkrieg ("lightning war"), it is the launching of a massive spam attack on an account. Can also be used to describe the aftermath of receiving an unusually large volume of spam in a short amount of time, thus making you feel as if your account is under full-on stunning assault.

My Myspace got hit with a spamkrieg! I had 70 new friend requests in one hour-- all from hot chicks offering me free mp3 downloads and ringtones.

by Dame Nettleshire-Smithers December 11, 2007

spamcer

A pic-spam of Spencer Smith, drummer of Panic at the disco.

Did you see that Spamcer on Northern Downpour?

Yeah it had at least 50 pictures of Spencer Smith.

by Ndp_love February 21, 2009

Samerific

The action of being completely terrific and being named Sam. The two together make an orgasmic combination.

"Whoa, bro! That kid is named Sam, and he's so terrific! He scored dome like 5 times last night!" - Will
"What can I say? Being Samerific is just a quality I have as a natural bro." - Sam

by Willy Willers the Third October 4, 2011

Spomered a pizza

To Spomer a pizza: When someone decides not to pay attention when cooking a frozen pizza in the oven, and decides to bake said pizza with the cardboard still underneath the pizza. The result is 1) a fire in your oven and 2) a ruined pizza, both of which will ruin your day. Named for the greatest culprit of this forgetful act, the one and only Spomer.

It was Kristen's night to cook dinner for the house, but she totally Spomered a pizza and we had to use the fire extinguisher to put the flames out. And now we are hungry.

by Bandit_0351 June 23, 2013

spamtrum

noun; An uncontrolled outburst of anger or frustration, exhibited by repeated copy/pasting, typically by the stupid & ill-educated.

The internet forum was filled with spamtrums of Bible verse & pseudoscience.
noun, spam, tantrum, copy/paste, internet, forum, debate

by misterfitz May 29, 2015

scamerson

A portmanteau originating genealogically from the East Anglia area. Defines both the nature and family name of an ancestral line, historically sited as being comprised of scallywags, liars, cheats and scam artists. Replacing the first two letters E and M with its Rhyming replacement Scam provides the surname with the usually mentioned adjective attributed to such a historical lineage of pathological lying that its considered a family trait, not just what is suggested with today's members of the Emmerson line such as mentioned in descriptions of the name Luke, when that definition is given to represent a twat that cheats and misogynies venerable women and girls for personal kicks and to obtain secret media to post on to internet porn sites without female consent or permission, not so much a peeping tom but a taping twat

Why did you expect the truth when you knew Luke was a scamerson.

by Mr Soggy June 10, 2015