snailmail

A popular phrase on the Internet for mail services provided by the U.S. Postal Service and similar agencies in other countries. The term has its origins in the fact that regular postal mail is slow compared with e-mail.

I would prefer the picture per e-mail, but if you have no scanner, send me a snailmail.

by Igor November 25, 2003

oregon snail trail

This happens when a girl rides a guy until he comes, and then slides off over his face.

Her oregon snail trail glisted on his nose in the light of dawn.

by muffinstuff April 27, 2006

snail stamp

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Dude! My girlfriend knifed me in BF3 the other day and then snail stamped me.

by gongadan January 1, 2012

SnailMilk

A rare, fine milk squeezed from exotic snails. Once drank, can increase life expectancy by 5 years.

Ian: "That snailmilk was milkilicious! I even got a boner!"

Andy: "No, that boner was from the handjob I just gave you"

by snails4ever November 5, 2008

snailhead

When your cat sleeps with its head facedown on your bed(the ears are the antennae).

"aw,pepper's doing a snailhead again."

by cherubicnerd August 1, 2012

Snailed

When your girl is riding you and you finish inside her, then she proceeds to get up and drag the cum over your stomach up to your chest yelling "I'm a snail"

"Hey bro, my girl snailed me last night!"

by DasVWdaddy April 26, 2017

snail breasts

A large shell noodle, often eating with melted cheese.

Wow, these snail breasts are good!

by jennasea May 27, 2017